Langston’s Laughs


There was a dumb crook who was having financial troubles. So he decided to kidnap a dog and demand a ransom. He went to a local park, grabbed a little dog, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: “I have kidnapped your dog. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7A.M. Signed- “The kidnapper.” He attached the note to the dog and let him go back to the owner. The next morning, the kidnapper returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as the note had instructed. Also inside the bag was the following note: Here is your money. I cannot believe that you would do such a thing to me!!! How dumb do you think I am, you don’t even have my dog.