Langston’s Laughs


Newsaper Ads Gone Wrong

Dinner Special—-Turkey $5.75; Chicken or Beef $5.50; Children $2.00.

For sale: An antique deck suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Stock up and save. Limit one.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Used Cars for sale: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust the tension in your home for $ 5.00.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross Ins. and salary.

Illiterate ? Write for help.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.